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DO NOT SUPPORT JELLY BELLY THIS EASTER

waitingfordesire:

Jelly Belly Chairman donates $5000 to help turn back the rights of trans kids in California to use the bath room and change rooms of their gender identity, not assigned sex.
Source: THE AGE

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clitulufhtagn:

consent is sexy in the same way that not shitting on people’s doorsteps is sweet and neighborly

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Q: screw the bitch in the bathroom. you are beautiful, and you should have self esteem x1,000,000. plus you have a wicked hamster! psh the most meaningful relationship bathroom bitch has is probably with her tampons every month. keep your head up miss.

ringasaurus:

tequila-moqueur:

oh my god
i cannot

can’t screw her? or keep your head up? ‘cause I meant both of those terms figuratively… well unless you wanna screw her with your head up, that is. 👌👍👏 haha tequila-moqueur


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tequila-moqueur:

while putting on mascara in the bathroom of my university, some bitch passes me and says “you’re not getting any prettier.”

any self-esteem i had before tonight is now in the negatives.

Nah. I told you, point her out in a crowd and I’ll handle it.

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Q: screw the bitch in the bathroom. you are beautiful, and you should have self esteem x1,000,000. plus you have a wicked hamster! psh the most meaningful relationship bathroom bitch has is probably with her tampons every month. keep your head up miss.

tequila-moqueur:

oh my god
i cannot

Omg.


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Fuck I’m so excited

I got the RA position. I’m a house bitch.

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